I Watched The Fallout Series On Amazon Prime

Okay, I watched this new-fangled TV series, which I told y’all I was pretty psyched about several months ago, (and ya’ll should be really happy because this time I actually did what I said I was gonna do), and overall, I can say I was not disappointed. It was very good. I heard it’s probably getting a second season, and I’ll take a look at that.

Amazon moved the date of the release up one day, so I watched it this Wednesday evening, conveniently right before I had a day off, so I could binge watch this all night. I guess most people didn’t know about the early release time on Wednesday, so most people waited until Thursday morning, and some are watching it Friday. There are eight episodes and I finished them sometime around four in the morning of Thursday. I don’t binge watch stuff very often because I usually don’t get that type of open time, but I did this week, and except for a couple of slower episodes that seemed to be treading water, even though they were still important to the backstory, I very much enjoyed it.

There are several iterations of Fallout in game form, and I haven’t played a single one of them, so I understand the worldbuilding on the show based on the experience of someone who has never played the games. I did watch a few videos explaining the lore, after I watched the series, because I had questions. Like: How many Vaults are there? Are all the vaults as messed up as the one I saw in the show? What are ghouls, and how do they happen? What were the monsters I saw? What’s up with that dog? (It’s just a regular dog, as far as I can tell.) After watching the series and looking at it from the point of view of someone who has never played the games, I can understand why some of the lore was changed, like the making of the zombie-like creatures we see in the show. I was seeing a few comparisons to the HBO series The Last of Us on my YouTube thumbnails, asking if the show was better, worse, or as good. I can honestly say I don’t think its as good as TLOU, but it is a lot more fun, very compelling, and I was intrigued and captivated enough to keep watching one episode after another. I don’t know that this will make my “best of” list at the end of the year, ( I think that distinction will go to Shogun) but it was alright!

The series literally starts off with a bang! We meet one of the primary characters in a flashback on the day of multiple atomic bomb explosions, on an alternate Earth. One of the things non-gamers have to understand is this is not our world. It’s an another reality where atomic bombs have been dropped on countries more than once (there is a war in the Middle East over oil, China invaded Alaska, the US has annexed Canada) and the technological, and some of the cultural foundations, is that of the fifties, with an international war over basic resources, and the invention of cold fusion, a perpetual energy source, all of which is the base plot of the entire series. There are several things that are very different about this world. One of those is that there was no Jim Crow, or MLK, I guess because interracial marriages are widely accepted, and people’s greatest concern is the coming war between China and the US. There is no McCarthyism, but people are paranoid about their colleagues and actors being Communists. There is a certain level of fantasy 50’s technology too.

We then meet the main character we saw in the trailer named Lucy. The show moves back and forth in time, covering the backstory of the three primary characters, Lucy (played by Ella Purnell), The Ghoul (played by Walton Goggins), and Maximus (played by Aaron Moten). Each one of these characters gets a backstory, a clear character arc, and a mystery or goal they need to solve before the end of the season. The episodes move from the adventures of one character to another and occasionally back in time. The Ghoul’s story is told entirely in flashback though because that explains who and what he is in the present. The show is directed and written by the same people who brought us Westworld, Jonathan Nolan and Lisa Joy, which I was happy to see, because the two of them are very competent at weaving multiple story threads together. There is no confusion about where we are in the story, what’s happening to who, and/or why.

The primary story, which takes place 200 years before we even meet Lucy, involves a company called Vault Tech, which created over 100 bunkers designed for the survival of the human race after WW3, but not all is at it seems. Most of that is the backstory of The Ghoul, because his wife plays a large role in the creation of this future. The show then shifts 219 years in the future, where Lucy’s story begins as she is about to get married to a member of another Vault (#32) that’s connected to her own. Lucy is from Vault 33 (hence the numbers seen on the backs of the character’s blue radiation proof suits.) Her marriage goes tits up when the wedding party is massacred and her father is kidnapped, which prompts Lucy’s exit from the Vault in an attempt to find him. Along the way, she meets Maximus who is a member of a faction called The Brotherhood of Steel, who have taken it upon themselves to act sort of like the cops of the nuclear wasteland beyond the Vaults. Lucy and Max become allies. Interspersed with Lucy’s story is how Max came to be a member of The Brotherhood.

There are several other factions and creatures that Lucy interacts with outside Vault 33. She eventually meets up with Goggin’s character, who is simply called “The Ghoul”, who has lived an unnaturally long life (over 200 years) thanks to being exposed to radiation and a special serum he needs to constantly procure, in order to remain sane. Remember, this is an alternate world based on what people believed about technology in the 1950s, so in this world people can survive severe radiation damage by becoming what we would essentially call “zombies”. They can keep their minds from deteriorating by ingesting a special drug. Without it they turn into what others call Ferals (basically the wild, people-eating, type of zombies).

All three characters converge in an effort to take the bounty on a Scientist from another faction, called The Enclave, whose worth is stored in his brain. After he is dead, all that is needed is his head. These three characters, and a couple of others, spend most of the season chasing after it, beating the crap out of each other, and falling into various adventures, over this man’s decapitated head.

The worldbuilding is well done. Not every image gets an answer this season, as they are holding back a lot of information for the second, and what you think is a tiny scrap of information has significant resonance later, even throwaway characters turns out to be important detail to the worldbuilding, like Lucy’s father (played by the always excellent Kyle McClachlan). You do get thrown in the deep end, with some characters and mysteries being presented along the way, and a cast of interesting and occasionally disgusting, creatures like giant cockroaches, giant aquatic grabbers, organ stealing robots, brains in jars, irradiated mutant bears (ugh!), a Snake Oil Salesman who f**ks chickens (???), a Ghoul dog, people who hate Ghouls and Vault Dwellers (they do not have the best reputation in this world), and a faction of Vault raiders.

Some of the most interesting things (that are non-spoilery) is the show’s approach to sex. The women in the series are shown as enthusiastic initiators of sex, happily jumping guys bones if they are also willing, which is something I found both remarkable and deeply funny. It’s an element of storytelling that is rarely thought of or shown, in favor of showing women as semi-reluctant prey, or sexual assault victims. Walton Goggin’s character is married to a Black woman and the two get pretty frisky, sometimes in front of other people. so this particular contingent of human beings seem to have very healthy attitudes towards sex, although one must note that I had not noticed any gay or lesbian characters. Lucy is especially interesting in this regard. At one point, she just comes straight out and propositions Maximus, who, having never even been told about sex, (since he’s been raised by an order of violent, but celibate, monks) has no idea what the hell she’s talking about.

Next to all the other somewhat gray and villainous characters in the series, Lucy and her fellow Vault Dwellers tend to be what we would call “annoyingly wholesome”, in that they wear their hearts on their sleeves, believe in old 50s American values, and are refreshingly honest about their feelings, even when they’re villains. The only other gray character in the Vault is Lucy’s brother, because he’s always shuffling quickly around like he’s furtively holding onto a secret, but he’s not a villain, and it’s for a good reason.

No doubt, the star of the series, and the character most people are tuning in to watch is Walton Goggins, The Ghoul, mostly because he is professionally ultra-violent bad ass, who is the most mysterious, and we love Bounty Hunters! How did he get that way? What series of events allowed him to survive the nuclear events in the opening scene? What happened to his wife and daughter and are either of them Ghouls like him? I guess we’ll find out next season, and I hope there will be, because the series has received some very good reviews, and Amazon has been offered a deal for more episodes.

I would say more, but then I’d start getting into spoiler territory. I don’t have a problem with giving spoilers (the series is kind of hard to spoil, really), but I want y’all to watch the show, and some of the episodes have some really nice and very funny surprises. Yes, the shows is darkly humorous, so it’s okay to laugh at some things. Of course Mr. Goggins gets ALL the best lines, but the other actors aren’t phoning it in, and some of the situations these characters get into are dangerous, but still very ridiculous.

Usually when I fall in love with a series I hope for at least three to five seasons, which is just enough for a show to hit its stride, and gets most of the viewer’s questions answered, all without getting too bogged down in minutiae, or getting boring. So here’s to two more seasons of Fallout!

Next up: I wanna talk about Shogun ,which may turn out to be the best show of the year, and the movie Poor Things, which I greatly enjoyed.

What I’m Watching This Month – April 2024

Shogun – Current (AMC+)

I’m just finishing up this series. So far its been pretty good. I love Hiroyuki Sanada and I get to watch lots of him in this show. I had my doubts about the lead character whose god given name is apparently Cosmo. I wasnt sure I could trust an actor named Cosmo, but he turned out to be great. No, he’s not as memorable as Richard Chamberlain. Its hard to top perfection, but he is very good. This version of Shogun has done some very differetn things than the original series and most of it holds up well.

For one thing we spend a lot more time on Japanese politics, which turns out to actually be fascinating in a Game of Thrones kind of way. I don’t normally pay a whole lot of attention to political intrigue, but I like this. It turns out that all these characters and political machinations are “based on” real-life people, like Tokugawa. The settings and costumes are gorgeous and as authentic looking as they could make them considering that this series is made mostly by Americans.

This has been worth the watch, but I still waffle over whether I should wait until a series is done before watching it, or try to catch it weekly. Now that I no longer have cable TV, its been kind of hard to remember that I’m supposed to be watching something every week.

So that is why I’m going to increase the amount of trouble I’m about to get into by adding yet more shows that I now need to remember what days they air.

What I Watched

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On – I thought I would be put off by the cutsiness of this movie but it turned out to be very good. It was also calming with very sweet and likable characters. No wonder everyone was so ga-ga over this movie a couple years ago. Marcel is such a precious character.

Poor Things – Again! I saw this at the theater and rented it after the Oscars aired. I still think its better than Barbie, which I really did love, but still…this movie went hard in the paint on the whole feminism thing. I will not be allowing my niece to see this movie. It is not for kids.

The Holdovers – I was surprised that I enjoyed this so much. Of course, I was expecting it to be good, but I wasn’t expecting it to be so moving. Expect e to write an essay in the future on how this movie defies stereotypes of Black women.

Once Upon A Time In China Trilogy – Here’s some vintage Kung Fu I’d been looking for everywhere, and no one was streaming it. Finally, it landed on HBO Max, and I’ve already watched the first one in the trilogy (although there are about five or six of these, not all of them star Jet Li, just the first four, I think.) There are some other Kung Fu and Martial Arts movies I’m looking forward to watching like: Eye for an Eye: The Blind Swordsman, The Flying Swordsman, The One Percent Warrior, and Night of the Assassin.

I have yet to get around to watching The Swan, Spaceman, and Shirley, all of which are streaming on Netflix. I will get around to watching the new Roadhouse movie this weekend, since its gonna be a long one because I don’t have to work Monday.

I just put the animated Samurai Champloo and The Deer King in my TBW list on Hulu, and hope to get around to actually looking at either of these this weekend.

And further more…

Star Trek Discovery – April 4th (Paramount+)

It is now time for the annual viewing of the Star Trek Discovery! Apparently, this is the last season. I’m okay with that. I’m grateful we got five seasons of some of my favorite characters (even though, and don’t tell anyone I said this, last season wasn’t especially good. Shhh!) I’m looking forward to this final season and hope they go out on a great note, not necessarily with a Bang, but I hope all the characters end in a good place, because I really like all of them!

Parasyte: The Gray – April 5th (Netflix)

Coming this Friday is the live action version of the anime series Parasyte. I did watch the original anime, which was funny and gory. This appears to take place in the same universe, with different characters, and looks like a straight-up Horror series with a lot less humor. I’m ready for it. The past year I have not been much in the mood for heavy shows like Shogun and this one, preferring much lighter, happier, stuff, but I think I’m ready to get back into the groove, and actually start thinking and feeling things again. That is probably a sign that my mourning period is over. I still miss my Mom, and always will, but I guess my brain has gotten used to the idea that she’s gone, (even if my heart hasn’t), and has decided that it’s ready to get back to work.

Fallout – April 11th (Amazon Prime)

This is the show I’m most excited about. I’ve never played the game this show is based on, but it looks like a lot of fun, with lots of lore, monsters, and machinery. Hopefully, Amazon will release all the episodes at once so I won’t have to try to remember the days it’s airing!

What?! I still got plenty of time for silliness.

Strange Way of Life – April 12th (Netflix)

I mentioned this in my Gayest Shows/Best of 2023 List. It stars Pedro Pascal, and Ethan Hawke. I saw this “elsewhere”, but its now coming to Netflix, so I’m looking forward to watching it, again.

Conan Must Go – April 18th (Hbo/Max)

I watched the last season of this series and I had a great ol’ time. Conan O’Brien is a lot funnier when you take him out from behind a desk, put him in situations, and just let his hosts do their thing. This should satisfy my sillier side for a while, and I can watch the episodes at my leisure, rather than trying to remember when they’re streaming. You should really watch the first season just to see Conan visit one of my favorite locations: Japan.

The Sympathizer – April 14th (Hbo/Max)

This looks very interesting. Like I said, I don’t normally watch political intrigue shows, but I have been known to watch these types of shows when they have Asian characters in them. We don’t know why! *shrug*

Rebel Moon – April 19th (Netflix)

Will have my butt in the seat to watch some shit blow up on this date! I was a little disappointed in the first part of this movie, but not disappointed enough to completely disavow it. I’ll let y’all know what I thought about this.

And finally there are a couple of nature shows on Disney that I’m looking forward to. One of them is about Tigers, and the other about the Octopus. I forget the dates on these, but I’m certain Disney+ will not be shy about letting me know when these documentaries will be streaming.

More Hotly Anticipated Consumables!

I do not necessarily mean that I’m hotly anticipating these movies. Somebody, somewhere is though, and since I just went on YouTube to see what new trailers came out, this is my list. Some of these are movies I mentioned before, but there’s a couple of new ones here, or just new trailers for stuff I’m still excited about!

But, you will definitely know which ones I’m excited to see.

Alien: Romulus

I finally got hold of a trailer for this and the trailer looks good. It looks genuinely frightening! My anxiety levels shot up to about 9.5 on my Nope-a- Meter, which means I will not be sitting in a dark theater watching this movie.

It’s directed by Fede Alvarez, the guy who brought us The Evil Dead remake and Don’t Breathe, two films I really liked. It was initially set to be released on Hulu, but that was changed to theaters, and I hope it succeeds as a hit. I will rent it on Amazon or something as soon as its on streaming, so I can watch this at home, and turn it off when it gets to be too much. I love Horror movies but some Horror movies can be too scary. Speaking of which, its probably time to make another post about movies that are too scary, even for me!

Furiosa

Yeah. Yeah. I know. This is really just a cash-grab, (even though we were kinda asking for this) but dayyum, y’all!!! This movie looks like FIRE!!! I’m really starting to fall in love with Anya Taylor-Joy, where she appears to be successfully channeling Charlize Theron, and I am interested in Furiosa’s backstory. This is one I want to see in the theater. I think I’ll invite one of my nieces.

Boy Kills World

This movie looks crazy. I really want to check this one. Its giving off Suicide Squad, John Wick, The Crow vibes, and I’m here for it. I dont think its going to be playing in a theater near me, because its kind of indie, but I will definitely be checking this out when it streams.

Fall Out

I ain’t gonna lie! They had me with the first trailer, with this beautiful imagery, and the opening strains of Nat King Cole’s I Don’t Want To See Tomorrow. I’m always a sucker for King Cole. This is definitely “hot” and “anticipated” by me. It doesn’t hurt that this is by the same guy that brought me so many hours of in-depth thinking in Westworld.

This is based on videogames I have never played (although I have looked at the game art books), so I had to do a quick 101 on the world of the game, which was fun. I found out some interesting things like ghosts and other eldritch beings exist in this universe. I wasn’t expecting that. I thought it was a straightforward apocalyptic drama type of thing, but apparently, it’s a lot weirder.

Rebel Moon Pt. 2

I didn’t find the first part of this movie satisfactory, but tried to keep in mind that its just the first part of a movie and this is the part where all the characters and stakes are introduced. It felt unfinished because it is…get this…unfinished! So, when the second part of this gets released next month I’ll be watching the two back to back. This is the longform trailer for the second half. I really really like this trailer, even though I feel Zack Snyder should maybe cool it on the use of slow motion.

The Crow

I’ve been hearing loyalists to the first movie panning this one already, and I’m not listening. Thye can dismiss this if they want to but I won’t. I absolutely love the first movie. Me and my Art school friends loved that movie multiple times! I went out and bought any books associated with the franchise over the years, because there’s a ton of books out there about The Crow, and although the first movie was perfection (even with the tragic death of the lead actor), just about any kind of story can be told using this motif.

I’ve said it before, that its hard to improve on perfection, and that first movie was as well made as it could possibly get, but I’m not sure this is that kind of remake. It has a different plot for one thing. So far, I’m liking Skarsgaard, and Danny Huston is always a draw. I just really like him. I don’t know much about FKA Twigs other than she’s a rapper/performer and I’ve listened to a couple of her songs. She has a cute accent in this movie though. I like the music in the trailer and the action looks wild, so I’m gonna be there in the theater, popcorn in hand, hoping to have a good time.

I don’t know that I’ll go see this multiple times, but I will invite my nephew to see this with me, since he really loves the Moon Knight TV series and the John Wick movies.

The Wild Robot

This some beautiful wholesome stuff that I can take my youngest niece to see. She hipped mt ot the Disney film Elemental which I really enjoyed a lot so I’m going to return the favor and ask if she wants to go see this. Her tastes are pretty wide ranging. She likes children’s cartons like Despicable me, Horror movies like M3gan, TV shows like Stranger Things, and some romantic comedies.

I like that she’s not limiting herself to just one or two types of films. She’s willing to try different things until she finds something she likes, but that also makes it hard to suggest something she will be excited to see. I kinda have to wait until she demands (because she does not believe in making requests) that we go see something. I really want to see this so I’m going to ask her.

The 3 Body Problem

This based on the Science Fiction novels of Chinese writer Cixin Liu. I have read some of his work, although not this particular one. He also wrote The Wandering Earth for those of you who are fans of that series. I have not watched that one, but I plan to watch this one since I’m always up for a good First Contact drama.

Interview With The Vampire (Season Two)

I’m ready to fully immerse myself in the world of Interview With the Vampire once again. I’ve been waiting to see a longer trailer for this second season of the series. There is a new Claudia because the last actress ahd to move on to some new things but I like this new girl so far. The actor playing Louis is his usual exemplary self, and at the end of the last season we were introduced to his long-time lover, The Vampire Armand, and naturally all of the copies of this book have just been checked out at my library!

I hope, at some point, we will get Armand’s backstory, where we will be introduced to Marius who is one of my favorite characters. (He also has a most fascinating backstory.) I skipped the Mayfair Witches series because I didn’t care for the rather bland lead actress, and I have never found witches to be particularly interesting characters. Vampires, on the other hand, are always fascinating.

The Acolyte

I missed the last Star Wars series, Andor, and I didn’t get a chance to finish Ahsoka, before something that was shinier distracted me. Both series are in a backlog of other shows I have not had the time to watch because I keep watching things I already watched whenever I’m idle.

But I like this trailer and I’m curious to see what this series is about. Its interesting to see Jedi fighting without lightsabers, and I wonder what that’s about or if this is something unique to that particular character. Of course no story about the Jedi would be complete without the addition of some Sith. I am told that this story takes places about a hundred years before the rise of the Empire and the birth of Anakin Skywalker.

Kaos

Imma be honest, they had me at Jeff Goldblum. Thas all they had to say, and they put that right at the top! I have no idea what this is about, nor do I care, even after watching this trailer several times, because it’s JEFF! Goldblum!!

No, seriously, I don’t even care what the plot is about.

Harold and the Purple Crayon

I’m putting this here because I have very fond memories of reading this story as a child. It was one of my absolute favorites. I will not be going to the theater to see this though. I will watch it when it streams, but I am very excited that a trailer was finally released for this movie, and I thought you guys might get a big kick out of seeing it, especially those of you who remember this story as happily as I do!

Deadpool and Wolverine

My nephew and I made a pact to go see this all the MCU films together, so this one is on the list. See, movies are not just about a film being good. A lot of the reason I love the films I love is because of the memories and people associated with it. There are a number of films I love not because they are great films, but because I watched them, for the first time, with my Mom, and she loved them, even though the film might not have been to my taste. We shared a thing, and watching it again brings back memories of having these moments with her.

Fortunately, my nephew and I are huge Marvel fans, although our love for the superhero genre comes from different places. Mine comes from having read all the comic books as a kid, and his comes from the movies themselves and informational videos on Youtube, but his love for the genre is genuine, and we both share this thing. I am not an MCU fan just because I’m excited to see superheroes I read about as a child on the big screen. I love these movies because this is something I can share with the people I love.

Borderlands

Well, this trailer looks pretty zany, and its got Cate Blanchett in it. I love Cate, but I’m probably not going to see this in the theater, unless one of my family members says lets go see it, which I very much doubt will happen. I really do like this trailers though and I love the cast, which includes Kevin Hart, and the movie looks like a fun time. I know Kevin Hart is not everyone’s cup of tea but Imma fan because he has made me laugh on a consistent basis often enough (Jumanji) that I trust he’ll make me laugh during this movie.

Animation for Grown Folks

One of my personal bugaboos is people who think all animation is for children, and judge adults for watching it. These people make the classic mistake of thinking that any genre is a monolith and that if you sample a bit of it then that’s all you need to know about it. Just like with different groups of human beings, there is no genre of anything, from movies, to music, to art, that is all the same. Just becasue you were exposed to some Rap songs 20 years ago, or watched a couple of Slasher films back in the 80s, does not mean you know all there is to know about Rap music or Horror movies.

Well, some animation is definitely not for kids, and quite frankly, if you sat your five year old, (or even your ten year old) down in front of any of the “cartoons” that I’m about to mention, I would question your parenting skills. These look cute and harmless but they are not Disney and Pixar films. They contain mature adult themes and subject matter that kids simply won’t get, or maybe they will get it on a certain level, but aren’t mature enough to understand it, and in at least a couple of cases some of these are actually traumatizing nightmare fuel!

Chainsaw Man

Chainsaw man is AWESOME!!! This is the wildest, coolest, craziest, most pathos shit I’ve ever seen (and trust me I have seen some crazy shit on a screen)! I have not read the Manga on which this series is based and have no plans to since I don’t have time for that. (I’m already collecting a ton of books I’m supposed to be reading and I’m not reading them.) One of the reasons I don’t watch a whole lot of series anime is because its hard keeping track of all the characters and another reason is that is an investment of time I’m getting too old to indulge. I’m much more apt to fall asleep than finish a series, but I finished this one. It’s easier keeping track of characters in live-action two hour chunks. I have also heard that the Manga has more sexual content, something which is mostly just strongly hinted at in the series.

Chainsaw Man exists in a world where all kinds of human concepts can also exist as physical demons, often based on human fears. The more humans fear the object, or concept, the more likely it is to manifest a demon form. There are plant, marine life, and vegetable demons (and who outchere getting scared of tomatoes? I don’t care for raw tomatoes too much but I don’t think that amounts to an actual fear.), apparently there is a chainsaw demon, an eternity demon (fear of time), and zombie demons, and the Big Bad is the elusive Gun Demon. The size and the power of the demon depends on how scared people are of that particular concept, so you can get cute puppy-sized, chainsaw demons like Pochito, and demons of massive size and power like the Gun Demon (apparently there are enough people who are afraid of tomatoes that that particular demon can reach a massive size, although it seems completely powerless, and enough people are afraid of bats that that demon is pretty damn huge and powerful).

Random human beings can be possessed by these demons or form alliances with demons for power. They usually have to pay the demon in the form of some kind of body part, an eye, an arm, a kidney. Sometimes human can fuse with demon bodies (although that’s more rare) and that’s the case for the lead character, Denji.

Denji is a typical teenage boy, but he formed a friendship with a cute, tiny, chainsaw demon, named Pochito, when he was a little kid. He grew up trying to pay off his late father’s thousands of dollars of debt to the local mob boss by killing small-time, minor demons like the Tomato Monster. He’s so poor from his debts, that he has sold off various body parts to survive, and can only dream about having fruit condiments on his toast. Like a lot of teenage boys he also dreams about having a girlfriend, touching boobs, and just having friends, but we’ll get to that in a moment. Anyway, the mob boss betrays him and kills him, but Pochito saves his life by bonding with his body, giving Denji the ability to form working chainsaws of his arms and face.

In this society, demons can show up anytime, anywhere, so naturally a bureaucracy has sprung up around professional demon hunting. After he is revived, Denji gets recruited by the very sexy and manipulative Makima, the head of the demon hunting Ministry of Public Safety, and Denji starts killing larger, more important, demons, and living some of his best life. He gets to live in a house instead of a shack, and is so happy to be able to put jam, jelly, and marmalade on his toast, that he can’t contain himself. Along the way, he gets partnered with various co-workers, some of whom are demons, or like himself, demon adjacent. The strength of the series though lies in the relationships between the characters.

There’s his mentor, Aki, who is suffering from the trauma of watching all of his family, friends, and colleagues get killed by the demons they fight, but most especially the Gun Devil which killed his entire family. And then there is the demon possessed Power, (that is her name), who is my automatic favorite. She seems to be everyone’s favorite character since she appears to be pure Id, who never speaks in anything less than a commands or declarations. And then of course, there are the various demons which are horrifying enough as concepts, but in demon form are sort of like looking at biblically accurate angels.

The reason why I say this isn’t a show for kids is because it doesn’t have much resemblance to anything Disney has ever made. There is an incredible amount of violence in this series and occasionally some disturbing sexual elements. There’s not really any sexual activity in the show, but characters talk about it a lot, and sometimes it’s …weird, like when Power allows Denji to feel up her boobs as repayment for saving her cat from a demon. Yeah, I know.

Just keep in mind that this is a very graphic Horror series.

Bird Boy

This is not a movie for small children. I very much doubt its the kind of thing big children should be watching, also probably most adults. I don’t have a whole lot to say about this one other than it looks very pretty and is unrelentingly melancholy. It’s not a feel-good type of movie really. It has a really strong focus on ecological issues, so there’s that, but while it was engaging, I cannot say I loved or enjoyed this. I liked looking at it.

The reason I found it so compelling to watch is because it is deeply surreal and you need to be ready for that. More than likely kids could probably watch this and think its cute, but it does have a lot of mature themes and even some gun violence in it. The lead character, named Birdboy, is always getting shot by the police because he is suspected of dealing drugs. After the destruction of an island where he used to live, he creates a safe place for himself with lots of other animals, singing birds, and a large tree. There is also a female involved named Dinky who, along with some animal friends, are trying to escape their dying island but can’t until they steal some more money. While doing that, she falls afoul of some rat-like creatures that require her to be saved by Birdboy. There’s a toy duck boat involved in these shenanigans.

This all sounds really cute but I wouldn’t call this movie fun.

The movie is so surreal I was unsure if some of it was imaginary or real, since a lot of the concepts (just like in Chainsaw Man) take the form of demons, (like a demon of drug addiction that takes the form of a giant spider.) Yes, there are adult themes like theft, and murder, and police brutality in this, but its hard to watch it because there’s cutesy animals in it.

This movie has kids in it but it’s not for kids!

Paprika

One of the reasons I say none of these cartoons are for little kids (mostly anybody under age twelve) is not because of the levels of sexuality or violence, but because many of them, while being very pretty, present concepts and ideas that are beyond the understanding of children. They can watch them but they won’t understand it beyond the action scenes. Paprika is a perfect example of this. There isnt anything overtly sexual or particularly violent about it, but the plot is distinctly philosophical in intent. I had to watch it twice to get an understanding, and although I’ve watched it a few more times since then, I still have the impression that there’s a lot of stuff I’m just missing because I keep getting new insights every time the visuals pull me back in.

Paprika is a surrealist fever dream. It wasn’t until I watched it a third time that I wasn’t so distracted by the imagery that I could understand the plot. Paprika is the name of a dream therapist, and the alter ego of a woman who works for the company that invented the machine (called the DC Mini), which allows her to tap into the dreams of her psychiatric patients. Someone steals the device and begins using it to tap into the dreams of different scientists all over Tokyo, dreams which start to manifest in the real world, and drive people, Paprika, her alter ego, and other scientists, to insanity.

A lot of the movie is about unconscious desires and repressed and unrequited love, as certain characters fall in love or are obsessed with other characters, but feel they can’t express it. It is only through reconciling their real selves with their dream alter egos, that some of the characters are able to save the rest of Tokyo from the power obsessed madman, who thinks he’s protecting the creatures of the dream world from living humans.

See! It took me three watches of this movie just to get that plot, and I’m absolutely certain that, because I’m not from the culture in which this film was made, that I’m still missing a lot of subtext. For a kid, this movie isnt going to be anything but pretty images.

But you know, I could be wrong, and some kids will probably understand it better than me, since some mindsets are a product of adulthood. I’m reminded of when I watched Finding Nemo with my niece, who was about twelve at the time, and she understood details of the movie that totally escaped me, and that I must have been “too adult” to understand, so it’s possible that a kid could watch Paprika and understand it completely.

When the Wind Blows

I have never watched Grave of the Fireflies, the horribly depressing Ghibli film about two orphans trying to survive WW2 Japan, but if you liked (that’s a strong word) that movie than When the Wind Blows is just as emotionally devastating, and exists in a kind of dialogue with it. I knew a little bit about what was going to happen before watching it. I walked into it expecting it to be difficult to watch and I still was not ready. There have been quite a number of Disney cartoons that have brought me to tears over the past thirty years but I think this movie was the only one I’ve ever seen that moved me “beyond” tears. This was horrifying. It was a movie I had to sit with and contemplate for several days. It was a haunting experience and I’ve watched it exactly two times in my life.

Anyone who grew up during the Nuclear Determent Decade of the 80s will understand why I was so affected by this movie. We grew up under the constant heavy tension of nuclear annihilation happening any day, and I was a teenager at the time, in the very middle of my first existential crisis. When the Wind Blows is another one of the British movies about a nuclear strike hitting its country and sits in dialogue with the 1984 Threads, also a pretty harrowing experience.

The movie is based on the graphic novel of the same name by Raymond Briggs, which I read sometime in 92, or 93. and follows an elderly couple who are attempting to survive a nuclear strike on Britain with little to no understanding of what just occurred or how to protect themselves. The two of them are a typical English couple from the 80s, and are so hapless and ignorant about what has just happened to them that they just wander around in their irradiated home, contemplating when the proper authorities will arrive, getting sicker and sicker, and totally not understanding why they’re sick. And since we, the viewers, know more about what has just happened than they do, we are horribly aware of the fate they were not even remotely prepared for. It’s a film that’s difficult to watch because you like them so much, they are so cute and bumbling, the animation style is completely disarming, the events are so awful, and the two remain hopeful to the end.

No. Like Grave of the Fireflies, this is not a movie for children at all. You could watch it with teenagers, as long as there is a trigger warning of some kind before they watch it, and you would definitely need to have some type of discussion afterward.

Gyo: Fish Attack

There is a contingent of people who cannot seem to let go of the idea that just because something is animated, it must be for children. Movies like these defy all those qualifications. Gyo: Tokyo Fish Attack is a movie that is, most emphatically, not for children. I cannot stress that enough. I mean, you can let your kids watch it, (I’m not gonna tell you what to do) and they will certainly get it, because unlike Paprika, this movie is pretty easy to understand, more or less, but the movie is also very graphic, with a lot of body horror images, a plane crash, chase scenes, and at least one sex scene. A giant semi-mechanical shark chases people through the streets, a girl gets eaten by metal roaches, and people get turned into naked mechas powered by clouds of sentient gas, which all sounds as if it might be funny.

It’s not.

All of this imagery isnt just for titillation though. There is a deep ecological message underneath all of this along with messages about friendship and caring for others, and betrayal issues, and a smart teenager will probably get all of that, but most kids under fifteen or sixteen will probably just be traumatized. I was a reasonably bright fifteen year old, and I would’ve been bothered by this movie. Hell, I’m bothered by it as a grown woman!

This movie is the definition of nightmare fuel.

Unicorn Wars

One of the reasons that people might be confused about letting their kids watch movies like this (and Bird Boy) is because they look so cute and colorful. I haven’t had the chance to watch this movie yet, but as you can tell from the clip above, (and the synopsis I read), nothing about this movie is for children. Not the themes, not the imagery, and not the plot either. Unlike Gyo Fish Attack, which isn’t even trying to appeal to kids, this movie is like a grown-up that’s cosplaying as a kid. This is an adult war movie using teddy bears and unicorns.

This movie is like a cross between Full Metal Jacket and Watership Down, with Teddy Bears in a kind of boot camp, warring against their enemies, the Unicorns, in order to fulfill some kind of ancient prophecy. This and Bird Boy are movies where you watch some really cute little characters doing some fairly horrific shit to other cute little creatures and each other, so don’t say I didn’t warn you, when you watch this. If you find the sight of cutesy little creatures committing acts of extreme gore and violence against each other disturbing, then your kids should never be subjected to this either.

By the same director who brought you Birdboy, which should tell you all you need to know, really!

Most Anticipated Horror Movies of 2024!

Hey y’all, this is gonna be a great year for horror movies! I can feel it. First, there aren’t too many tentpole superhero movies being released this year, and I’ve been seeing some very interesting Horror trailers, not just for streaming, but in theaters as well. I think we might even see a few surprise hits, too.

Here’s my list of my most hotly anticipated Horror movies. The movies at the top of my list are streaming films on Amazon, Netflix, Shudder, and AMC. The second will be movies that I believe are being released in theaters. The last part of the list will be movies I’m not too hot to see but y’all might be interested in checking out. There’s also a small list of movies that sound interesting that I do not have trailers for.

Streaming

The Animal Kingdom

I don’t know if this is scary but the trailer makes it look really intriguing and that seems to be enough to capture my interest I guess. It is currently not streaming anywhere but I will keep an eye out for it and let you know who has it and when.

Parasyte: The Grey

I watched the entire anime series and loved it, so I’m willing to check this out. The flavor of this movie is a little different than the cartoon, because it seems a lot more serious. This is more of a straight up Alien Invasion Horror movie, whereas the anime had a lot more humor, and the protagonist is now a woman. I’m okay with that. They definitely kept all the gore, which I can appreciate. This seems more like a story set in the same universe than a remake of the anime series. I think this is streaming on Netflix on April 5th.

Infested

For some reason we are getting giant spider movies this year, and although I’m deeply arachnophobic, I’m on board with that. This also looks like fun and reminds me of a cross between Eight Legged Freaks and Tremors. I would never watch such a film in a dark theater though, because when I get creeped out at home, I can turn it off, and it won’t be a waste of my money to never look at it again! I like that more PoC are being seen in Horror movies these days, although it is impossible for me to tell if this movie is American or what. It sounds like everyone is speaking French though. Its streaming on AMC+ on April 26th.

Late Night With the Devil

I’m a huge David Dastmalchian fan, so I’m very eager to see him put his shit down in this movie, where he is the primary character, rather than a side character who gets knocked off. I’m not too keen on possession films, in general, but the premise of this sounds kind of interesting. It will be streaming on AMC/Shudder on March 26th, and April 19th.

Out of Darkness

I’m always up for some Historically based Horror movies, and the setting for this is rather unique. I’m going to check this out and get to y’all on it. This can be rented on Amazon Prime. AppleTV, and Vudu today!

From Black

I was not impressed by the trailer, but I did get to see a small clip of one little scene in this movie, and now I’m all in. That scene was genuinely scary so now I have to know what happened. This movie is not going to skimp on the gore either, I can tell you that. This is streaming on Amazon/Shudder today.

Handling the Undead

From time to time someone will make a more thoughtful and introspective Zombie movie and I like those. This movie was written by the same guy who wrote Let the Right One In, and I have read it. The book was rather melancholy and the movie seems to have captured some of that same flavor. I’m intrigued. So technically ,this is a 2023 movie that will see a US release this year, and is available on AppleTV, although that is not where I’ll be watching it.

In Theaters

Sting

This is the other giant spider movie released this year. Unlike the previous film, where I wasn’t entirely sure, this one is definitely supposed to be a comedy. I’m not sure this is a theatrical release or streaming but its coming on April 12th.

Lovely Dark and Deep

This movie looks good and creepy. I can probably take a guess at what it’s about but that’s not going to stop me from looking at it. This is one of those movies I’m not certain is playing in theaters, but I’ve heard it came out on VOD in February.

A Quiet Place: Day One

I love the Quiet Place movies, so I’m really excited to check this one out. This is coming to theaters on June 28th.

The Watchers

I don’t know much about this movie, even after watching the trailer a couple of times, but I like the lead actress and it looks pretty creepy. This is being released on June14th.

Alien Romulus

I have not been able to find a single trailer for this movie that I trust is a real trailer. There probably isnt one yet but I’m gonna leave this here even though I’m not as enthusiastic about this movie as some of the other films on this list.

I’m not excited to see this exactly, but it is a new film in the Alien franchise, so that arouses my curiosity even if the movie turns out to be waste of my time. I was under the impression this was streaming on Hulu but I’ve also heard its playing in theaters. I don’t know. The date I have for this is August 16th.

Nosferatu

This is another movie I’m very enthusiastic to see later this year. I’m a big Robert Eggers fan, and I liked the original, so I really want to see what he does with this remake of the 1922 version. The release date is December 25th and we don’t got no trailer for this one yet.

Of Note:

Mystery Film from M. Night Shyamalan – No one has anything on this one, not even a trailer.

Mystery Film by Jordan Peele – I’m always excited to hear that Jordan Peel is working on something. He is also the Producer behind Dev Patel’s new Action film, Monkey Man.

Winnie the Pooh 2 – I’m not into Slasher style movies really but the idea behind this is novel. Maybe some day in the future I may be in the mood to watch this, but not now.

Imaginary – This doesn’t look especially scary to me, but I’m sure its up someone’s alley, as its being heavily promoted on YouTube.

The First Omen – Nah. You cannot improve on the first movie, which was perfection.

The Strangers – I’m mostly not a fan of Home Invasion movies, but a lot of people really liked the first movie which is why we’re getting a sequel. I don’t hate these types of movies, they’re simply not to my taste.

Speak No Evil – I saw the original movie on which this was based and that movie frustrated me to no end! I mostly just felt like slapping the holy crap out of most of the characters, since I always have my mouth opne to say something, but the plot hinged very heavily on the idea of people not talking when they should have, in other words “speaking no evil”. I do wonder how the creators are going to change this remake to fit an American aesthetic, because most Americans have no problem speaking their minds.

Terrifier – I’m not that into killer clowns, and this movie seems to be more about spectacle than message, which I do not find attractive. But somebody out there likes it, so they made a second one. There’s a Horror movie to fit every kind of taste.

Smile 2 – I didn’t watch the first movie even though I heard from a lot of people that it’s pretty good. Someday I’ll get around to watching both of these.

Return to Silent Hill – I was not impressed by any of the Silent Hill movies that showed up after the first film. Shockingly, I have actually played the first iteration of the game, which made me reach the conclusion that Horror games are not for me!

Out Come the Wolves – I know nothing about this movie beyond the basic synopsis that its a about a group of people being attacked by a pack of wolves.

Dust Bunny – The basic plot is that a little girl teams up with some kind of hunter to kill the monster that lives under her bed, which she thinks ate her family. I have no trailer, but this sounds interesting. I hope its a comedy.

Later this month I’ll be posting stories about the different types of new Horror available to partake of online, and new Horror authors I’ve been reading the last few years! Stephen King has some real competition out there, or at least a new successor.

Most Anticipated Visuals of 2024

Deadpool and Wolverine

This is the movie my nephew and I are most looking forward to watching this Summer. We’re both big Deadpool fans, we both like Wolverine, so… Not sure how this movie is going to play out, but I’m hopeful that it will be as much fun as the first two Deadpool movies, and at least as much fun as the comic books.

The Quiet Place: Day One

This is going to be a great year for Horror movies, starting with one of my favorite franchises, The Quiet Place. I greatly enjoyed the first two films, which, while full of some pretty scary moments, and are definitely considered Creature Features, I still classify as being more alongside the Action genre. It also happens to star two of my favorite actors, Lupita Nyong’o and Djimon Hounsou. Despite loving the movie American Fiction, I actually do like watching movies with multiple Black actors where the subject doesn’t revolve around racial issues. It should be a perfectly normal thing to see Black actors in all kinds of different movies.

Interview With the Vampire Season 2

I greatly enjoyed season one of this series and I’m excited to immerse myself back in this world again. Even though the actress who played Claudia has left the show, (she was a lot of fun), I’m still ready to watch this. I loved the characters and their interactions with each other, and the season left off on something of a cliffhanger.

Dune (Pt. 2)

Again, I enjoyed the first part of this and I’m excited to enter this world of Dune again. Denis Villeneuve has done an excellent job with this franchise.

Fallout

I’ve never played these games and know almost nothing at all about the lore of this world, so I had to take a quick crash course to understand some of the images I saw in the trailer. I’m excited to visit this place based solely on the strength of the trailer! I hope it’s as interesting as the trailer suggests.

Shogun

I already mentioned my love for the original film, so I’m eagerly awaiting the premiere of this remake next week.

Avatar

I think we can all agree the movie was a disaster, but based on the trailer, this series looks pretty good, and faithful enough to the original to merit a look-see.

House of Ninja

I have not started this series yet, but it looks like fun.

IF

I think I will prefer this over the Horror movie about imaginary friends. Don’t get me wrong, I’m definitely going to check out the Horror movie, but the addition of Ryan Reynolds makes this one look more fun.

Furiosa

I am not sure we needed a movie about Furiosa’s backstory but this looks very exciting and she is such a beloved character that I guess the filmmakers simply couldn’t resist. I am becoming a huge fan of Anya Taylor-Joy, too. I don’t know that I will see this in the theater. I probably will if one of my nieces would like to join me.

Monkey Man

I am deeply in love with Dev Patel and it is very exhilarating to see him in an Action film ala John Wick style! It does not hurt at all that one of the Producers behind this gem is Jordan Peele, who, as far as I’m concerned, can yet do no wrong onscreen. I am definitely going to see this one in the theater.

Borderlands

I don’t know anything about the original source material (a videogame) on which this movie is based, I just love the idea of this cast (Cate Blanchett, Jack Black, Kevin Hart, and Jamie Lee Curtis) all starring in this silly, cheesy looking, Guardians of the Galaxy/Mad Max ripoff! Pure Popcorn!

The Ones Who Live

I have not watched any of the other Spinoffs from The Walking Dead, but I am invested in the romance of Michonne and Rick, and hope this offers all the feels I’m looking for in a TV series this Spring!

Honorable Mentions:

Axel F – This is one of those Netflix originals type of things. I’m a fan of the Beverly Hills Cop movies and it will be fun to visit with Axel Foley again!

Space Man – I’m not sure I like the idea of a giant talking space spider, but I’m going to watch this because I’ve enjoyed Adam Sandler’s previous non-comedic work.

Rebel Moon Pt. 2 – I hesitate to say this was a good movie because it had some story drawbacks. On the other hand, the story is not finished, so hopefully, the second half of this movie will flesh out the problems of the first half of this movie. The visuals were gorgeous, but that means nothing if the story behind those visuals is lacking.

Road House – I talked about being a fan of the original cheesy film, and this is streaming on Amazon Prime, so I don’t have to worry about spending money on a theater experience. It looks kinda cheesy and fun, like a Saturday afternoon “popcorn/on the couch” event.

Sting – I’ve heard this is a comedy. I will not be seeing this in the theater because again…giant spider!

Abigail – My niece has expressed some interest in watching this vampire ballerina movie. I get it. She loved that Megan film, and seems to have this thing about movies with little girls behaving badly. I’m not sure I want to see this movie but since she has trusted my judgement on choosing movies to watch, I’m trusting her judgement on this.

The Fall Guy – I have memories of having watched the TV show on which this movie is based, but I cannot for the life of me remember anything beyond that it starred Lee Majors, (from The Six Million Dollar Man), who was once married to Farah Fawcett. I like Ryan Gosling. That’s all I got.

Nosferatu – I do not have a trailers for this but its a remake of the original 1920s Silent film by one of my favorite directors, Robert Eggers! It looks as if this will be dropping in December/

War of the Rohirrim – I know nothing about this movie other than its based on Tolkien’s writings and it too is dropping in December. I dont even know who is starring in this yet. I don’t even have a trailer or even an announcement that this is happening. It just showed up on FirstShowing.net

New Trailers for 2024

Hi guys!

Woo! I need to make up for not posting for so long, I guess.

Here are some more trailers for movies that I’m excited to see this year (and maybe a couple I’m not too excited about but you might love). It looks like this year is going to be a mix of cheesy fun (Godzilla X Kong) and deeply serious films (Dune 2), and I’m here for both these things, although I am still very much in my lighthearted phase of television viewing.

Argyle

I am not especially excited to see this movie, but it does look like a fun ride for someone. I’m sure some people are gonna have a good time watching this, although I am a lot more interested in the cat.

The Tiger’s Apprentice

This is the type of movie I’d enjoy watching with my nephew who loves martial arts movies. This looks like a fun afternoon at my sister’s house.

Spaceman

I have deeply mixed feelings about this one. On the one hand, Adam Sandler is bringing it in his more serious roles, so I’m looking forward to his acting here, but the other character is a giant talking spider, and I don’t know that I want to subject myself to that for an entire movie.

Furiosa

This is very obviously a cash-grab, but I don’t care. I loved the 2015 Fury Road movie so much that I’m willing to sit through this to find out more about the lead character of that film, Furiosa. I hope it lives up to the hype of this trailer.

The Monkey Man

This is a movie that’s produced by Jordan Peele but it doesn’t look like a Horror movie. It looks more like one of his more comedic entries. I’m a huge fan of Dev Patel, and I really enjoy seeing him branch out into all of these rather odd roles, as he navigates his path through the Hollywood typecasting machine. I’m willing to pay money to see this team-up at the theater.

Road House

I liked Patrick Swayze’s silly original and this seems to capture at least some of that vibe, so I’m willing to check this out if its on a streaming service but not if its in the theater.

Godzilla X Kong: New Empire

I got nothing!

I don’t know what to think about this one except I’m sure it looks like great cheesy fun to someone.

Enjoy!

Abigail

This kind of reminds me heavily of the movie Megan only with vampires. I will probably end up watching this with my niece (the little sister of The Potato) who loves to see movies about little girls behaving very badly. I have to admit I’m not immune to that topic myself. Once again, it looks more than a little cheesy but it also looks like great fun.

Nosferatu

Well, I think the original film is deliciously scary, I’m a big fan of Robert Eggers, and I really loved the Last Voyage of the Demeter with Monster Dracula, so I’m looking forward to yet another serious take on the Dracula Mythos. I have not seen the 70s remake of the is film but I’m going to watch both the 1927 version and that remake before I see this one at the end of this year.

Avatar: The Last Airbender

I’m looking forward to this in the hopes that it will correct the mistakes of the movie version. So far, it looks pretty accurate to the cartoon, and I really like the visuals. My only drawback is that it still has the Netflix look that all their films have which has the unintended side effect of making all their live action anime remakes blend together.

Despicable Me 4

This looks like something my niece would enjoy. I might enjoy this too, since she forced me to watch a couple of the other Minions movies with her. I’m starting to trust her judgement a little bit more about what kinds of films are okay to watch. She definitely has an eye for the kind of stuff she likes and is willing to sit through, and seems to want to return the favor of me recommending movies to her since she was very little. There have been three or four movies that she strongly suggested I watch with her and so far she’s been right each time. I did enjoy all of them, even though a couple of them were just a little bit out of my usual comfort zone.

My 2023 Academy Award Choices

I have been out sick the past couple of weeks. It’s just a regular cold, but colds are always especially hard on me, and it’s been a very long time since I’ve experienced a really heavy one, so this one took a lot out of me.

But I’m feeling a lot better and it’s good to be back!

I’m back here just in time to talk about the Oscar Nominations for 2023, and it’s a pretty solid list of movies. I don’t particularly object to or disagree with most of the choices, although there are always a couple of films that I’ve never heard of, a couple that I’ve heard of, wanted to see, but didn’t get a chance to see, like The Holdovers, and at least one film I actively disliked, but this year the list is pretty solid.

Of course the Big Dog at this year’s Oscars is Oppenheimer, coming in with 13 noms, and which I have not seen, because even though I love Christopher Nolan, I wasn’t ever in the mood to pay money to see this one. I will wait until it streams sometime in February, and then check it out. The next 3 Biggies are Killers of the Flower Moon, Poor Things, and Barbie, a movie I have seen, and enjoyed a great deal. I wasn’t planning to ever watch Barbie, but it, along with the animated Elemental, turned out to be two of my favorite movies last year, both of which were suggested to me by my 12 year old niece, (this is The Potato’s little sister). I’m still looking forward to watching Poor Things and Flower Moon at later dates.

But here is the list of Nominations along with my choices for who should get the award vs . which movies and people will be “most likely” to win. I don’t know that they will win, but they seem like the kinds of movies that might win. This isn’t a drinking or betting game type of thing, just some movies I feel deserve Oscars and some movies can afford to give up at least one Oscar to another worthy film without losing anything. There are a couple of categories I couldn’t judge, and a couple of categories I didn’t care deeply enough about to make a choice, like Sound and Film Editing.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/2024-oscars-nominees-list-1235804181/

Best Picture

What I Like: Killers of the Flower Moon because I love that Scorsese made this particular story. It needed to be told. I have not seen the movie but I have read the book and I expect the usual level of quality from him. Also Leonardo Di Caprio was not nominated in any categories.

What Will Win: Oppenheimer. This should not surprise anybody.

Best Directing:

What I Like: Yorgos Lanthimos for Poor Things because I very much enjoyed his other movies which are equally strange, like The Favorite, and The Lobster.

What Will Win: Christopher Nolan for Oppenheimer.

Best Leading Actor:

What I Like: Paul Giamatti, just because I like him.

What Will Win: Cillian Murphy. I like Cillian too, but I haven’t seen this movie yet, so can’t say if this is an Oscar worthy performance from him. He’s done some great stuff in previous roles.

Best Leading Actress:

What I Like: Lily Gladstone. This is her first time being nominated, and she is the only Indigenous Actress to ever be nominated for an Oscar. No, Sasheen Littlefeather (who accepted the Oscar for Marlon Brando waaaay back in the day) did not win an Oscar.

What Will Win: Lily Gladstone. She’d better win!

Best Supporting Actor:

What I Like: Mark Ruffalo. I really liked all these actors, but Ruffalo deserves something for his many years of service. However, he is something of a long shot.

What Will Win: Ryan Gosling was a helluva lot of fun in his role as Ken.

Best Supporting Actress:

What I Like: Danielle Brooks for The Color Purple. I just like her a lot.

What Will Win: Emily Blunt for Oppenheimer. She seems like a very safe choice for the Academy to go with, on the other hand, Da’Vine Joy Randolph did win a Golden Globe for her role in The Holdovers.

Best Adapted Screenplay:

What I Like: Poor Things or American Fiction

What Will Win: Oppenheimer

Best Original Screenplay:

What I Like: The Holdovers

What Will Win: The Holdovers

Best Animated Film:

What I Like: I love all of these choices, and it doesn’t really matter to me which one wins, but I’m going with The Boy and the Heron, which is the only one of these I haven’t seen yet!

What Will Win: Most likely it will be Spiderman: Across the Spider-verse, which was a lot of fun.

Best Production Design:

What I Like: Barbie has some inspired set design.

What Will Win: Napoleon or Poor Things, which are both great choices. I just love Barbie a little bit more!

Best Visual Effects:

What I Like: I love every choice on this list as far as Visual Effects, but I really enjoyed The Creator a lot, so I’m going with this. Any of these movies could win, and I’d be satisfied with the choice.

What Will Win: Most likely Napoleon since it seems like one of those respectable choices the Academy always makes. I’d be shocked if Guardians of the Galaxy 3 won this category.

Best International Film:

What I Like: I’m going with this pretty little nothing of a movie called Perfect Days, out of Japan.

What Will Win: Zone of Interest might win this one. I have not seen it, but it looks all respectable and stuff, and the Academy likes that sort of thing. I think Society of the Snow, while a good film, is rather depressing.

Best Animated Short:

What I Like: I have not chosen one of these yet. I will watch as many of them as possible before the Awards show.

What Will Win: Got no clue. They all look lovely judging from the trailers.

Best Live Action Short:

What I Like: The only one I had a chance to watch was The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar, which I enjoyed very much!

What Will Win: Who knows!

Best Cinematography:

What I Like: I’m going with El Conde on this one becomes I really enjoyed looking at it. I barely remember the story, though.

What Will Win: Oppenheimer seems a good bet for this.

Best Costume Design:

What I Like: I’m going with Barbie on this one although any of these could catch it and I’d be okay with that.

What Will Win: Killers of the Flower Moon. I would be very surprised if Poor Things won this category though.

Best Makeup and Hair:

What I Like: Poor Things is my top favorite on this list, with Barbie coming in at a very close second, but its not even nominated in this category.

What Will Win: Oppenheimer

Best Original Song:

What I Like: What Was I Made For? – Barbie. This is one of those songs that had some unexpected tears flowing.

What Will Win: What Was I Made For? – Barbie

And that concludes my personal choices for Oscar night. As I said, I don’t know who will win. I cannot even really guess because these are all really good films this year, and we’ve entered an era where we can’t always predict what the Academy will reward. It used to be that if a movie or actor won a Golden Globe they could sometimes be relied onto win an Oscar as well, but that’s no longer the case, so I indulged myself here in a couple of favorite actors.

What are your choices for whose going to win this year? Do you even care? Do award shows still matter? Lemme know in the comments if you wanna talk about it!

I Have Stuff To Watch!!!

(Maybe)

I was going to write one of my typically long intros, but you know what? Its Holiday season and ain’t nobody got time for that.

So here, in no particular order, (as usual), is my short list of highly (or sometimes just mildly) anticipated television and movie projects. I got a little bit of everything here, some kids stuff, some history, a little SciFi, some drama, Action, and some Comedy.

And I’ve already decided that one of my New Year’s resolutions is to watch more International Horror films, like Piggy, and When Evil Lurks, which are two of my favorite Horror movies this year. (Coming soon: My favorite watches of 2023!)

Dune - Trailer #2

I’m still mad about the date getting pushed back on this, because I was all set this week to watch this movie, and now I have to wait. Phooey! In the meantime, they keep teasing me with trailers which I simply cannot resist watching because,

like a toddler, I have low impulse control, and also I’m really excited to see this movie.

Handling the Undead

I read the book this was based on several years ago, and even though I found the premise very intriguing, I was not particularly impressed. Nevertheless, I will make an attempt to watch this series. All I can tell you is that, while it is a zombie film, it’s not a typical one. There’s no screaming and running and shooting happening in the story. It’s very moody and lowkey, and its strength lies more in the territory of placing people in untenable situations in a what would you do kind of way.

Since the passing of my Mom, this story (if it close to the book version) will probably hit very differently today and I’m curious to see what effect it will have on me. I’m not enthusiastic but I am intrigued.

Beverly Hills Cop 4: Axel F

This is a movie I’m very excited about, since Beverly Hills Cop II is one of my all-time favorite Eddie Murphy movies. As soon as I saw the opening shot I got hit in my 1980s feels, which frankly, is cheating. But damn!, it sure felt good to see these characters again.

The makers of this reboot absolutely understood what a nostalgia bomb this is, and should be duly ashamed of themselves for deploying it in such a fashion. None of us had any warning this was going to happen and we were not ready. They just dropped this surprise trailer on everybody this week!

Out of Darkness

I like the look of this film, and I like these ancient historical survival things so, while I probably wouldn’t watch this in a theater, I would definitely check this out on a streaming service. I also do not think I am ready to watch Horror movies in the theater yet. I’m pretty much only interested in Action and Comedy for that.

This movie heavily reminds me of Valhalla Rising, which starred Mads Mikkelson and had some elements of Horror, as well.

American Society of Magical Negroes

There are a lot of problems with this movie in both the premise and the title. Its as if someone heard about the concept of the Magical Negro by rough description, thought it was a funny idea, and just decided to make a movie about it with no awareness of what the term Magical Negro actually means in the real world.

I was initially interested but after giving it some thought, I decided this is probably not for me because I am definitely going to overthink this movie, and not in a good way. I won’t go into details about everything wrong with this trailer but I think The Book of Clarence is a much better bet than this.

IF

I’m not a huge Ryan Reynolds fan. I don’t hate the guy or anything, (in fact, he’s very likable), but I don’t go out of my way to watch the things he stars in, outside of the Deadpool movies. So I will be seeing the next Deadpool movie because I really enjoyed the last one, and I may or may not take my niece to see this movie, which looks really cute.

My niece greatly enjoyed Disney’s Elemental, and she kept pestering me to watch it, so I did, nd I rather enjoyed it. That movie was really cute and this trailer reminds me of it a lot. Plus, I like all the colorful little monsters. I can’t relate, because I did not have imaginary friends, but I’ve always been fascinated by the idea.

Echo

I remember Dave McKean’s gorgeous artwork for this character, from the comic books, but I have mixed feelings about this show, because the character was not especially compelling in the books. I remember her as a foil for the Daredevil character. She wasn’t (isn’t) exactly a villain. She mostly seemed misguided and it had nothing to do with her lack of hearing or her prosthetic leg. She just happened to have beef with Daredevil and a disability. On the other hand, I do like the disability representation in this character. There are a number of superheroes with disabilities in the Daredevil books and I hope to see both characters Hawkeye make an appearance though.

Deep Sea

This anime is from China and its just soooo friggin’ KYUTE!!!! China has slowly, quietly, stepping up its game in the animation department, and this cartoon is the fulfillment of all those many years of hard work and its absolutely gorgeous, and a clear rival to Ghibli’s Ponyo.

Jeanne Du Barry

I’m not enamored of Johnny Depp, as of late, but I cannot deny that he has always been a compelling actor. I also know something about the basic story behind Du Barry, so now I’m interested.

The Brothers Sun

All they need to do is show that Michelle Yeoh is in the movie and they got my attention! This is a comedy about a mobster style Taiwanese family. I love to see Michelle play semi-villainous characters, and I actually laughed at this trailer, so maybe I will laugh at the movie.

True Detective

I’ve been a fan of Jodie Foster since I was about twelve, and first saw her The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane, so I will watch anything she stars in. I know there’s going to be some quality acting on her part. It is my understanding that the young lady seen with her in the trailer is some kind fighter or boxer. I’ve never seen her in anything, but she appears to be able to hold her own next to Foster, and I admire her already.

I liked the very first season of True Detective. I skipped season 2 and showed up in the middle of season three, which was pretty good. Hopefully this one is just as good as the first season.

I don’t have trailers for these next three projects but they sound interesting and I might check them out if I have time.

Alien Romulus – It is my understanding that this is a television series streaming on Hulu next year. There is a huge, rich, history of comic books, and novels about the Alien Universe, which I have never read, so I’m walking into this one with no knowledge beyond the handful of movies I watched.

The Crow (Reboot) – Not sure how I feel about this yet. I like the idea of a reboot of the movies and the TV series. Really, I’d forgotten all about the TV series, which starred a merely okay Mark Dacascos back inthe 90s, so yeah its time to introduce a new generation to this idea.

A Quiet Place: Day One – I liked the first two films, and I even like the concept behind this one, but I don’t think I will go to the theater to see this. There’s just to much anxiety in it for me. Now, I realize that is the point of a Horror movie, but I do not want to be trapped in a space where I can’t turn the movie off, and my only option is to waste my money by walking out.

Stop the Bombing in Gaza

Calling for a ceasefire in Gaza:

Open letter to President Biden: we call for a ceasefire now

Judith Butler, Masha Gessen, Rachel Kushner, Ben Lerner, V (formerly Eve Ensler) and others

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/hollywood-biden-letter-israel-hostages-gal-gadot-chris-rock-1235625403/

Several Hundred Hollywood Figures Sign Open Letter to Biden on Israel: “No Hostage Can Be Left Behind”

More Horror Movies Directed By Women

Until about twenty years ago there was a real lack of women Horror film directors. What we got was Horror through a white male lens, and what that meant was we got the kind of stories that frightened them, or their ideas of what frightened us. Today however, women have fully entered the discussion and we’re just beginning to get some idea of what women think scares us, and its a lot more surreal than you thought. Not that these films are lacking spectacle or gore, but there is a little more of an emphasis on psychology, mood, and surrealist imagery. You would guess that a lot of the emphasis would be on motherhood, childbirth, and pregnancy, but there are a number of films about the horrors of consumption, complicated relationships, and feminist issues.

Yes, I have seen most of these, and while YOUR mileage may vary, I thought many of these films were very effective scares.

But note, that even though women have been more prominent as directors and writers, the genre is still overwhelmingly white, and we are only just starting to get stories written by and about Women of Color. That said, I tried to include at least couple of films from women of other cultures and communities.

As Joanne Russ argued, “A mode of understanding literature which can ignore the private lives of half the human race is not ‘incomplete’; it is distorted through and through.” Traditional means of understanding the history of the horror genre have not even given us an “incomplete” view by which we can extrapolate and hope to understand the real story. It is a history that is so false as to be completely unhelpful. This reimagined history doesn’t only neglect the perspective women. As bell hooks points out, “many feminist film critics continue to structure their discourse as though it speaks about ‘women’ when in actuality it speaks only about white women.” Even as we make gains in making films that represent more stories than just those that appeal to the white North American or European man, we are also becoming aware that simply including white women isn’t enough.

—- From: Horror Movies Directed by Women ⁠— Feminist Filmmaking

Goodnight Mommy

Directed by: Veronika Franz

Okay, this is one ofthe films I have yet to watch but I wanted to get it into the roster for this Halloween because the premise sounds especially scary. This woman shows up at their home claiming to be their mother but the twin boys can’t tell because her face is all covered in bandages. After a while they start to suspect that she isn’t who she claims to be and devise some schemes to find out or trick this woman into showing her true self.

Who are the bad guys here? Is it the woman who claims to be their mother or are the twins just delusional? Are there any bad guys at all? The children are very young so sometimes kids get an idea in their minds with no proof, but they can’t let it go, so it will be interesting and probably pretty frightening to find out.

Umma

Directed by: Iris Shim

This is another movie about relationships between mothers and daughters, and the fallout from generational trauma. Nobody does generational trauma films like Asian women, because that has been a core theme in every movie I’ve watched which had Asian women directors. It also stars one of my favorite actresses, Sandra Oh ,and I’m eager to see what she does in this role.

There is an entire genre of Horror films made by Asian directors (who are from different parts of Asia) but mostly there are no American made Horror movies which star Asian men or women. Hopefully in the future we will get more of these told from their uniquely USian point of view.

Saint Maud

Directed by: Rose Glass

I’m not normally attracted to religious films because far too many of them are derivative, but this film intrigued me because of the unconventional plot. The lead character is a home nurse aid obsessed with religious pain and martyrdom, and becomes convinced that the woman who is dying of cancer in her care needs to have her soul saved. I’m always a sucker for quiet films set in the English countryside, so it has that going for it. This movie turned out not to be at all what I thought it would be, and that’s a good thing.

XX

Directors:  Roxanne BenjaminJovanka VuckovicKaryn KusamaSt. Vincent

I enjoy anthology films and I really liked this one. Like the VHS series it starts with a framing sequence that I didnt care for too much because I thought it was simply ugly. Fortunately, you don’t have to spend too much time watching those sequences and the first story in the four stories that make up this movie is especially haunting. I remember reading the short story, The Box, on which this sequence was very loosely based some time ago. In it a man on a bus shows a little boy something he has in a box, after which the little boy stops eating. Whatever has happened to him he ends up spreading to the rest of the family (except for the mother), and they all starve themselves to death, leaving her puzzled and alone. Another favorite of mine was Her Only Son, about a woman who gives birth to the son of the devil and raises him to not know it.

There are so few women in Horror, as writers and directors, that its hard to get a good bead on the kinds of themes that women would create if they ran the genre, but this movie is an excellent glimpse into the types of stories women like to tell, and the kinds of themes they consider a priority (like consumption, loss, grief, and family relationships). I don’t object to the kinds of Horror stories told by men because a lot of excellent Horror films have resulted from it, but Horror is a very lopsided genre, and for the last hundred years we’ve only been seeing what men think is scar and following familiar tropes they created. So, it’s interesting to watch films like this because you can see how women subvert or uphold certain tropes, what women think is scary, and women’s filming techniques for producing fear.

Run Sweetheart Run

Director: Shana Feste

This is one of those movies where your mileage may vary. I enjoyed the movies premise and it has some great action scenes, and the heroine of the movie isn’t stupid. There were some things I was glad to see happen in the movie, like other women supporting and helping the protagonist, which isn’t something you get when men direct these types of films. Often the number of women in Horror movies is limited and they don’t always get along or try to help other women survive.

On its face the movie looks like a typical Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, slasher style film, where a woman is pursued by a killer for a night. Her purpose is to survive until daytime, and we are given the idea that that’s an impossible task, but she doesn’t just spend the entire night running and screaming. She makes some interesting choices, which has the effect of turning the movie into a battle of wits between her and her pursuer , and while the ending could have been better written, I was satisfied with it. The most annoying part of the movie is the word “RUN” gets splashed across the screen in huge type right before an action sequence. Outside of that really annoying detail, (which was not a deal-breaker for me), the movie was alright.

Titane

Directed by: Julia Decournau

This is another movie I’ve heard of by rough description and I cannot entirely understand the plot as I read it, but the trailer looks intriguing, so I have it on my list of films to watch this year. This is from the director of Raw, which turned out to be a favorite of mine. The theme of that movie was cannibalism as a stand in for sexual maturity. This one seems to involve machines, sexuality, and false identities. If you think that sounds interesting than definitely go for it. It’s available on Hulu.

The Babadook

Director: Jennifer Kent

This was touted as one of the scariest films of the year on its release and the Babadook itself gained a bit of notoriety as a gay internet meme. (I’m still not sure how or even why that happened. Nothing in this movie is remotely gay.) I’m not gonna lie, the movie does have some very effective jump scares and there is some amount of tension but this doesn’t make any of my favorites lists. It was alright and worth the watch but ultimately I was not greatly impressed. But as I said earlier, your mileage may vary. You should check it out if you love mother and child in danger type movies like Dark Water and The Ring.

Piggy

Director: Carlota Martinez-Pereda

I really, really liked this movie because it presents a very interesting dilemma that I’m still pondering several weeks later. I initially wanted to watch this because I identified with the protagonist of this movie. I was a big girl all through school, although unlike the lead character of this film I wasn’t bullied for it (or befriended by a serial killer) because I was simply one among many, and being a little plump wasn’t anything particularly abnormal where I grew up.

The lead character is a horribly bullied young lady, and normally I don’t like to watch such films, but if it’s surrounded by an interesting premise, I’m willing to sit through such scenes, and this movie was worth it. Sara, the daughter of the local butcher, gets bullied by a pack of girls in her small town who call her Piggy, but a serial killer starts killing the girls who bothered her, and Sara gets placed in a situation where she could save their lives if she speaks up, or she can become friends with the guy doing the killing, and to the film’s credit I could not tell what her decision would be until the very end of the movie, and that is a tight rope to walk, mostly because I was unsure of what decision I would have made in her place. This movie is based on the short film that’s is freely available on YouTube.

Candyman

Directed by: Nia DaCosta

I thought this film to be a worthy successor to the original which for me had some real problems, one of which was that the primary character was a white woman in a story that is set within Black American surroundings. I just feel like the director’s and creators did that thing where they put a white person in the middle of a story that should have been about Black people, and this film did a good job of not only correcting that issue, but expanding the original story in such a way that the original actually makes more sense. For those who are interested in the scares, this movie doesn’t stint on the gore, and the film’s message isn’t too much in your face.

This is one of the few Horror movies directed by a Black woman. There really isn’t enough of them to establish an overall theme or pattern of what Black women think is scary though, although the few movies I have sen by them echo many of the topics Black women tend to discuss among themselves in general.

Good Manners

Director: Julia Rojas

I haven’t watched this one yet, but the trailers lead me to believe it was a werewolf story involving a child, so now I’m intrigued. it was available on Amazon Prime for a hot minute but now I don’t have access to it so I need to find some other way to watch it.

(Okay, I just looked it up and it’s on Tubi! Yay!!)

Depending on how it goes, maybe I’ll get back to you about it.

Lucky

Director: Natasha Kermani

I saw the trailer for this movie several months ago and promptly forgot the title. I came across the title while researching today’s subject, and watched the trailer again, and now I’m reminded of how interested I was when I saw it the first time about a woman who keeps suffering the same house invasion every night as if she were on a time loop. I’m going to check this out and get back to y’all about it later.

I’m not about to let the fact that Halloween is over stop me from talking about Horror movies.

Master

Directed by: Mariama Diallo

This is one of the few films helmed by a Black woman director (I don’t think I will never not find that interesting because there are so few Black female Horror directors!), but, as I said earlier, your mileage on this movie may vary. I was largely unimpressed by this movie, although it attempted to have a satisfying amount of tension. It’s not because the movie is bad, but mostly because I’m not generally impressed by ghost stories that may or may not be entirely psychological in nature. In other words, this movie was probably too subtle for me, relying more on mood, lighting, facial expressions, and settings, but for those who prefer tension to Horror, this movie may work, although there simply wasn’t enough mystery in it for me.

Like other films helmed by Black directors in the last five or six years, there is a racial angle, but its not as well written as Get Out, so mostly it was just trauma inducing, with not enough catharsis to be worth the effort of sitting through it, and I wish the director had punched up the positive themes/angles just a little bit more. if you like dark, and somewhat depressing films, this might be the one for you, though.

Hatching

Director: Hanna Bergholm

I watched this, and yes, it is a movie.

All I could think of after watching it was that it could have been done better. But, once again, I have to say, this may be an interesting movie for some of you. Just because I was unimpressed with a movie doesn’t mean the movie was a bad one. Horror is so subjective and personal that what frightens one person barely makes a dent in another person’s sleep patterns and that was the case with me and this movie. Despite the body horror aspects and the mystery I feel like the movie was kinda bland. There wasn’t anything that stood out to me in terms of acting, or mood, or theme.

A young girl who has a contentious relationship with her overbearing mother finds a giant egg and hatches it. What comes out of the egg is pretty horrifying, but I spent my time feeling exasperated by the character’s decisions. Once again, this is another movie that is actually about mother/daughter relationships, but for me it was just an unsuccessful attempt at what the movie Umma was much better at.

The Invitation

Directed by: Jessica Thompson

I know a lot of people panned this movie but I thought it was fine. Its not a great film, but it was watchable and I didn’t feel like my time had been wasted. I liked the lead character well enough, and I was entertained by the film’s premise, although it is a very predictable film. At this point in my life, I’m pretty jaded about vampire movies, but this one was interesting enough to watch and had a satisfying ending. It’s okay. There’s no need to run out and see it right away or anything.

This is another movie that, while not directed by a Black woman, has a central character who is and this is a trend I’ve been noticing a lot of lately. There was a time when women of color were almost entirely excluded from this genre, not just as directors, but as characters, and I’ve seen a huge uptick in Black actors in these types of movies. I’m not quite sure what inspired all this, but I suspect it’s Jordan Peele’s success, and I hope its not just a passing fad. I am glad to see Black actors getting these somewhat unconventional (for them) roles, although I do wish their characters had a bit more development, because as they written by white writers and directors, they can sometimes be rather bland, and we don’t get any real sense of their interiority.

The Scariest Creepypastas On Youtube

For those of you who want to get your scare on (minus all the sex and gore) there’s nowhere better to get that fix than YouTube. YouTube ahs a wealth of creepy urban legends, creepypastas, chilling stories, and scary videos for all your needs for October. Most of these are about mood, atmosphere, and weird and creepy events and creatures that take place in out of the way places, suburban backyards, and some places that are just next to or out of this world. We’ll start with the most accessible of these (for the beginners, or those looking to ease into the scary stuff) but some of these are for the true Horror professionals.

The Backrooms

This, along with The SCP Archives, is one of the most famous YouTube Horror projects. The Backrooms were invented by the then 16 year old Kane Parsons aka Kane Pixels.

The very first video about The Backrooms shows a regular guy “no-clipping”, (a videogame term meaning to glitch out of one environment into another), out of this world into what looks like miles of office rooms, with no furniture or people, and then being hunted and chased by a fast, but indistinct, and hostile creature through the endless passageways.

Since then, the project has taken on a life of its own with entire channels devoted to the study of the Backrooms, videos on the philosophy behind its creation, hundreds of different levels, personal adventures, games, walkthroughs, creature descriptions, and photographs of liminal spaces that are said to be components of that setting. Recent contributors have added a greedy corporation wishing to exploit The Backrooms for profit to this lore, with hapless and unarmed employees exploring the setting and getting taken out by various monsters.

This online project is creepy and fun with very little gore, lots of great monsters, jump scares, and more than a little bit of tension, but it’s mostly mood and atmosphere, much of which involves feelings of claustrophobia, paranoia, and disquiet.

The Backrooms has become such a popular urban legend that there are rumors of a movie being made by A24 studios.

Mystery Flesh Pit National Park

The Mystery Flesh Pit National Park is hands down one of the weirdest places on YouTube. It’s a fictional universe (although that’s difficult to believe considering the excellent worldbuilding) where something touched down on Earth several hundred years ago and burrowed itself into the Earth. it looks like a cave but its really a giant sleeping organism, with parasites and a digestive system. humans discovered this organism, and decided (for money, I’m guessing), to turn it into a kind of theme park. They built a walkthrough system, with souvenir shops, motels, and tour guides.

The videos are based on a fictional book about the history of the Park and a 2007 disaster report that resulted in the deaths of hundreds of people when the organism tried to wake up. The website itself is lots of fun with lots of drawings, maps of the organism’s systems, photos and information on its various parasites, posters and information about the Park and the people who work there, along with various cautions and warnings, like an actual National Park, but most of the videos I’ve seen focus on the horrifying disaster report chronicling the creatures brief waking. This is harrowing listening, as it talks about what happened to hundreds of visitors when something agitated the organism enough to make it partially wake up.

If you like horrifying fictional universes and alien body horror, then check out the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park website or YouTube channel.

The SCP

I’ve talked about the SCP here many times, and it seems to be a popular topic. SCP stands for Secure, Contain, and Protect, and consists of an entire ecosystem of stories, monsters, and events that are weird, anomalous, and sometimes just plain unexplainable. The SCP is an organization dedicated to the study and containment of the monsters, and any information about the events surrounding them, although sometimes the SCP just archives information about various alien and parallel worlds.

Some members of the SCP are themselves anomalous entities, like fan favorite Dr. Jack Bright, a scientist within the organization who is a seemingly immortal troublemaker, Dr. Pathos Crow, a humanoid dog, and the various members of the “05” Council, who have various superpowers themselves and seem to be running the show.

But the most popular SCP characters are, of course, the monsters and other anomalous creatures, like the unremittingly hostile Hard to Destroy Reptile (SCP 682), the unrelenting Shy Guy (SCP 096), the cannibalistic Gray Man (SCP 106), and the murderous Sculpture (SCP 173).

For those of you who have no taste for Horror there are plenty of anomalous events and creatures that are simply strange, funny, sad, or bizarre, like the happy blob named SCP 999, a tiny bird who thinks he’s a little boy, and the Reluctant Dimension Hopper.

Terrifying Tales For A Rainy Night

The Being Scared Channel involves deeply frightening stories told with a rainy ambience! Stories include Backwoods and Park Ranger encounters with the inexplicable, creature and folk horror, and a few urban legend horrors, all of which are spoken in the first person in the form of interviews or personal stories.

This is Horror for those who want to be deeply creeped out but don’t want any of the sex or gore. It’s all mood and atmosphere, aided and abetted by the sound of falling rain and perfect for a spooky party with friends. I found out it’s probably not a good idea to listen to these stories while alone in the house at night, though!

The Monsters of Trevor Henderson

Trevor Henderson himself doesn’t actually have a YouTube channel but there are dozens of channels devoted to his many creature manifestations. Most of the videos are bite-sized tidbits describing the various monsters and critters, and the horror mostly comes from atmosphere and mystery of the creatures themselves, which all look suitably terrifying, thanks to Trevor’s art style.

One of the most famous of Trevor’s creatures is Sirenhead, which has become something of a YouTube phenomenon and Urban Legend. There are lots of videos and short films about this hundred meter tall spindly creature with a giant fire siren for a head that chases and hunts human beings just to kill them. He doesn’t normally hang out in populated areas, but if you come across him in some out of the way spot, your best bet is to not let him see you, and if he does, hide someplace that’s small and inaccessible to him.

Trevor Henderson also has a new book out, titled Scarewaves, in which a group of small town kids encounter strange creatures while investigating their town’s frightening and mysterious past. It’s available on Amazon.

Bonus Round:

Scariest Internet Stories

The Not-Deer

Road Trip Stories – All about people experiencing scary events and people along America’s thousands of miles of highways, either by themselves or with friends. There’s also an entire series of stories scary campfire tales, home alone stories, late at night restaurant and gas station tales, and yeah, stories about haunted National Parks.

Slenderman – World’s most famous Creepyspasta. He even has his own movie and a real life murder done in his name.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slender_Man

The Black Eyed Children – One of America’s creepier Urban Legends. I first encountered this legend in a couple of Horror novels written by R. S. Belcher, and its definitely worth looking into. This one sort of reminds me of the original Men in Black stories I read as a child.

The Not-Deer –

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6448

Not an Urban Legend, but like Sasquatch, this is one of the Appalachian cryptids. I first encountered this as an SCP (SCP 6448), and YouTube has plenty of stories about people’s encounters with these creepy little shits in the more out of the way places of the US, and trust me, these stories definitely deliver on the scares. Trust me when I say you do not ever want to encounter these creatures.

Some Favorite Short Horror Films

It’s that time of year where I show you some of my favorite videos I’ve been watching on Youtube for Halloween. It’s okay. These are perfectly safe to watch because none of these are especially frightening. I’m saving the really scary ones for later this month, and I’ll be providing plenty of trigger warnings to those who don’t care for certain levels of creepiness, but these short little gems are all Horror comedies.

Finley

Despite my creepiness about moving dolls and ventriloquist dummies I thought this particular film was absolutely hilarious. Hopefully, you will think so too. I found myself actually rooting for Finley to get his merc on and I can see why this won so many awards.

Still

This is quite possibly one of the dumbest zombie apocalypses I have ever watched because the zombies are however fast the director needs them to be to tell the story. Like most of these types of stories, I found myself asking what would I do in the same situation, and I concluded that whatever I’d be doing, it isnt what the people in this film are doing!

Brian, It’s Back

Whatever you do, never piss off a Teddy Bear who has access to cutlery!

Scottie

Once again we have a creepy moving doll in this great animated short film, but its okay because this sweet little “good pupper” has come to the rescue.

The Exortwist

This is one of my all-time favorite animated shorts, mostly because I love the original film on which its based, and I love candy. What an inspired parody!

Spider on the Ceiling

This is another favorite of mine. It sounds so self-descriptive that I thought I’d be too scared to watch it but it turned out to be kinda goofy and I liked the two main characters a lot.

Occupied

You see? This is exactly the proper response to any type of strange noise, funny smells, or possessed bathrooms! Good!

Next up:

More monsters, and Horror movies I’ve been watching lately!