Black Tumblr Comedy

 Time for some Tumblr Silliness. The first one may be hard to read, but its worth the effort.

Just like Black Twitter, when Black Tumblr gets going it cannot be stopped. This had me laughing for hours. Who mamma ain’t never said any of this?

I’m definitely Grownblr, though!

I feel like 30+ black tumblr should be referred to as Grownblr

dynastylnoire:

adventure-animaniac:

dynastylnoire:

kwesii:

thesweetishthuggishbone:

melinatedwinter:

thesweetishthuggishbone:

dynastylnoire:

abbiehollowdays:

dynastylnoire:

theshortchickwiththefro:

dynastylnoire:

note-a-bear:

dynastylnoire:

meanmisscharles:

dynastylnoire:

squeezemetillipop:

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curlykitchen:

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lchupanibre:

isleswoman:

dynastylnoire:

Cause we are

GROWNBLRUK+

what do you call that weird gap where people are 26-29?

Almost Grownblr

^^^

18-25 you ain’t Grownblr

-18 Get off that phoneblr

I can’t even pronounce that

Cause you be on that phone

Talking to their lil’ friendsblr.

You need to do them dishesblr

Take that chicken out the fridgeblr

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Take out the trashblr 😭

BRING ME MY REMOTEBLR

Take that bass out your voiceblr!

(Actin’ like you pay billsblr)

You can’t have no companyblr

YA’LL NEED TO LEAVE US ALONE!!!

MAYBE IF YOU REMEMBERED YOUR SCHOOLWORK LIKE THEM DAMN SONGS YOU WOULD’NT BE IN SUMMER SCHOOLblr.

well damnblr

Where was 30+ black grownblr on Election day 🤔🤔🤔??

Voting Did you youngblr? What are you trying to say ? Like???

Originally posted by n-wordbelike

This made me laugh. Can y’all just be my family like fr fr

Yep! You are now Adoptedblr

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

reblogged text post dynastylnoire 11th November 2016 November 11th 2016from the q continuum
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* In the immortal words of Wanda from In Living Color:
Uhm-hm! Fo’ real do’ Hey!
trans-fred-luo:

white people are mad Mark Hamill said called Trump’s cabinet “a who’s who of despicable people”, vowing to never watch Star Wars again and all of that noise but like… Did you really think the man who played Luke Skywalker was going to be ok with a fascist government I’m just wondering

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*It’s the chicken comment that got me though!

Anonymous asked:

Where the fuck are the right-wing “support the troops” people when black veterans are treated like shit and murdered by police?

prochoice-or-gtfo answered:

Probably yelling “all lives matter” while waving confederate flags and eating flavorless chicken breasts

-Kyoung

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*This is the kind of thing I would do if I could just Darth Vader “force choke” a b***h!
strawberrymilkygalaxy:

“what if sam is hydra”

what if i reached across time and space to slap your soul right out of your body

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This is from Raw Story. You kinda have to read the whole thing to realize why people on Twitter were on their A game about this.
#BreitbartCereals (Twitter)

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/11/honey-bunches-of-a-holes-internet-eviscerates-rightwing-boycott-of-kelloggs-with-breitbartcereals/

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Oh, I have to throw in a bit of Introvert humor:

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I feel like this is a good life hack, if you’re into that sort of thing.
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