abathingabe:

queenmalikia:

flip–fone:

4mysquad:

“6 Years ago, he stole a brochure from the Library”

“He ate a chip off the floor after 5 seconds. He’s a goddam savage”

“He pours milk first in the bowl instead of cereal”

“Took two free samples when the sign CLEARLY said take one”

“Jaywalks at the street corner with the blinking light, everyday!”

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