Inventive Cussin’ – Pharyngula

That’s it, I’m moving to Scotland where they have some of the most inventive cussing in the world. I love all of these but my absolute favorite is “mangled apricot hellbeast”. That last one tho’, is a thing of real beauty!


Scotland is truly the master of creative use of the English language. “Tiny-fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret-wearing shitgibbon” is my favorite.

via We’re going to have to up our game — Pharyngula