After much thought I came up with this suggestion for Season 4.
Fill these 3 trucks with money. Big truck to Nicole, medium truck to Orlando and small unit to Baby Zach. Beg them all to come back to SH. If the jerks grumble about Orlando’s truck being kind of big for a supporting actor I’ll have to remind them that he needs to be compensated for his social media contributions which they desperately need. Other than this TPTB really have no hope for a successful Season 4.
*Yeah, I think this pretty much sums up my mood about this movie. Dr. Strange was one of the first superhero comics I started reading as a kid, so I thought I should be excited for the movie, but the first red flag was casting Cumberbatch, and the second red flag was casting Swinton. I do like those two actors but feel they are ALL wrong for this movie. (Plus in my headcanon, Stephen Strange was always Hispanic. Idky))
me:0 interest in dr. strange
trailer:the ancient tibetan monk will be played by tilda swinton, white woman™
me:-500 interest in dr. strange, and also now a vague loathing
Scientist Decides To Play God And It Turns Out Great
Alien Matriarchy Sustainable Without Men In Positions of Power After All
Alien-Human Relations Not Used As Metaphor For European Colonialization/Imperialism
Alien Babe Has Incompatible Genitalia and Is Also Uninterested In Fucking You
Racially Diverse Crew All Make It Back From Mysterious Supposedly Uninhabited Planet Alive
Utopia Not Actually a Dystopia
*For some strange reason there is lots and lots of Hannibal fluff on my dash. Sometimes its even funny. You will probably only get this joke if you’ve watched the show about a gazillion times.
Bedelia:is your wife aware of how you and Hannibal Lecter spent the best part of three series engaged in a homoerotic romance elucidated by telling cinematography, intimate face touches, numerous murder attempts, bridal carrying, drugging, head sawing, gutting, cannibalism, weird bird eating cum fellatio, transatlantic sailing, catacomb pursuits, identification by scent, mutual metaphorical proclamations of enduring love, murder tableaux love notes, teacup metaphors and some bullshit about snails?
Will:*sweats nervously* she’s aware enough.
Bedelia:i’ll take that as a no then.
*Obviously, these boys are the reincarnation of The Digger Brothers, from the show Recess. I used to wonder what those two boys were digging for exactly. Now I know. thedieabetictiny-pebble
*Okay, this is a long one, but had my cracking up for the rest of the day. A troll (Brendan Sullivan) getting trolled (by Robert Graves)! I know I’m not supposed to laugh at how dumb this guy is but I just couldn’t help it. He really did bring it on himself.thedieabeticzirnmbitsrayredspider:
These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.