Tumblr Humor

Okay, enough of this doom and gloom for right now. lets decompress for a little bit, while I (and some Tumblr friends) provide just a tiny ray of sunshine, or at least a small giggle.

Trust me. You need it.

*File this under “I Had No Idea”, that British people were nervous about American garbage disposals. I just assumed all western societies had these. (I’m still pretty sure that British people have garbage disposal units, and this person is probably just being a Luddite.)

annlarimer:

smellslikeburntpopcorn:

m-to-the-6th-power:

runofthemillsocialist:

sapphicscaly:

autisticsamusaran:

sapphicscaly:

fallout4kin:

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unstabledragon:

lizardexposer:

thirtythreethirtyfive:

lizardexposer:

runofthemillsocialist:

bibliotheksbewohnerin:

things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with

Honestly this post has been on my mind all day. Those weird destructosinks for people with too much money are apparently common in America. And Americans get defensive over them.

Well don’t come crying to me when your wean gets eaten by the fucking kitchen sink.

hOLY SHIT WHAT IF U TRY AND CLEAN THE PLUG AND TURN IT ON IM SO SCARED

Okay it took me for-fucking-ever to figure out wtf you guys are talking about are you talking about garbage disposals?
Like down the drain??

with the spinny knives

No knives, just a dull piece of spinny metal.

you realise it takes the same amount of force to cut thru a carrot as a finger

i dont know what you do over there but we usually don’t stick our hands in our sink drains

who’s going around fisting sinks anyway

“don’t come crying to me when your wean gets eaten by the fucking kitchen sink”

is that person saying they fuck kitchen sinks? is that what I just read? they put their dick in the sink’s drain and they fuck it?

dont sinkshame

Child. Wean means child.

Okay, so you put your CHILD in a sink and stuff them down the drain? That’s… that’s definitely worse.

This post is an experiance.

I’m pretty sure it takes way more effort to cut through a finger than a carrot. Because bones.

*That these two guys are close friends, and sometimes just hang out together, makes me incredibly happy, for no fucking reason.

  • The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy

    Adorable..too much…

    Love ‘em. Great Northern lads the both of ‘em ❤️❤️❤️

    Love these two. Really funny.

     

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  • *I just started playing this game about two months ago and I’ve already decided I hate Tubby. That mf just swans in and eats all the food and don’t hardly leave no points (or even a fish or two). Also, no more  cat visitors, after he does that. I think everyone dreads a visit from Tubby. Plus, that little bugger owes me, at least, one memento.
  • Employee meeting to discuss the customer that won’t leave the buffet.

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  • I consider Wilson to be one of my Tumblr friends, but that being said, I had to get my seven laughs off one of her more puzzling and  hilarious declarations.
  • You keep doing you Wilson!
  • wilsontoyourhouse

    ONE OF THOSE DAMN GNATS FLEW UP INTO MY DRESS I FEEL SO VIOLATED

    HOW ARE THEY GETTING INTO THE FUCKING HOUSE
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    I couldn’t help but laugh at this one. Yeah, the MCU is mastering  that whole diversity thang.
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    Every day can be made better with the addition of some Rosa-isms. A girl after my own heart. I love her.
    b99daily boxesofpepe
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    get to know me: favorite fictional characters → rosa diaz (brooklyn nine-nine)

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    *LOL! It’s the  fucking Ninja Mission Impossible Mouse!
    sleepynegress the-wonderful-jinx
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    *I think we sometimes forget how old Cap is. He’s like 90+ years old. 
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    *If you have any small kids in your house, this is totally them!
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    I can attest to the truthiness of this!
    sleepynegress quietstorm-thundathighs
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    *I love Lilo and Stitch, so when this came across my dash, I couldn’t wait to share it. This scene was cut from the final film. I still don’t know why, but its hilarious.
    thedieabetic thegingerimp
    racebentdisney:

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    leidis:

    penciltests:

    “Lilo and Stitch” 2002

    Deleted Scene

    Lilo plays a trick on the tourists.

    IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU’D UNDERSTAND

    I desperately need to understand

    WHY

    WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

    Was this scene cut from the movie??!!

    Fucking christ, do you know what this would have done? What this would have meant to SO MANY people??  The truth of this is devastating. And to think it almost found it’s way into a DISNEY film??

    The inclusion of this scene alone would have made it the greatest animated feature the company ever produced. Easily. And if you think that’s hyperbolic clearly you don’t understand.

    No, really, if anyone knows why this was cut PLEASE let me know.

    oh man WHY WOULD they cut this, this is so great, holy MOLY

    It was clearly something the crew was very reluctant to get rid of if it made it all the way to rough-clean (and in a few scenes clean!), fully inbetweened animation. That is like, thousands and thousands of dollars and weeks (months?!) of labour. Maybe a reluctant producer decided they would alienate their white middle-class American audiences by making them feel “too guilty” and pressed them to drop it? It’s unfortunate, it’s one of the most honest accounts of racism in a Disney movie (which is why it’s believable that someone got uncomfortable and made a case to get it chopped)

    Designing entertainment by committee for maximum marketability is probably the most heartbreaking process in Hollywood.

    I’ve been seeing this around my dash and think it deserves some more recognition!

    Source: penciltests
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