Okay, enough of this doom and gloom for right now. lets decompress for a little bit, while I (and some Tumblr friends) provide just a tiny ray of sunshine, or at least a small giggle.
Trust me. You need it.
*File this under “I Had No Idea”, that British people were nervous about American garbage disposals. I just assumed all western societies had these. (I’m still pretty sure that British people have garbage disposal units, and this person is probably just being a Luddite.)
things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with
Honestly this post has been on my mind all day. Those weird destructosinks for people with too much money are apparently common in America. And Americans get defensive over them.
Well don’t come crying to me when your wean gets eaten by the fucking kitchen sink.
hOLY SHIT WHAT IF U TRY AND CLEAN THE PLUG AND TURN IT ON IM SO SCARED
Okay it took me for-fucking-ever to figure out wtf you guys are talking about are you talking about garbage disposals?
Like down the drain??
with the spinny knives
No knives, just a dull piece of spinny metal.
you realise it takes the same amount of force to cut thru a carrot as a finger
i dont know what you do over there but we usually don’t stick our hands in our sink drains
who’s going around fisting sinks anyway
“don’t come crying to me when your wean gets eaten by the fucking kitchen sink”
is that person saying they fuck kitchen sinks? is that what I just read? they put their dick in the sink’s drain and they fuck it?
Child. Wean means child.
Okay, so you put your CHILD in a sink and stuff them down the drain? That’s… that’s definitely worse.
This post is an experiance.
I’m pretty sure it takes way more effort to cut through a finger than a carrot. Because bones.
*That these two guys are close friends, and sometimes just hang out together, makes me incredibly happy, for no fucking reason.
- *I just started playing this game about two months ago and I’ve already decided I hate Tubby. That mf just swans in and eats all the food and don’t hardly leave no points (or even a fish or two). Also, no more cat visitors, after he does that. I think everyone dreads a visit from Tubby. Plus, that little bugger owes me, at least, one memento.
- I consider Wilson to be one of my Tumblr friends, but that being said, I had to get my seven laughs off one of her more puzzling and hilarious declarations.
- You keep doing you Wilson!
ONE OF THOSE DAMN GNATS FLEW UP INTO MY DRESS I FEEL SO VIOLATED