Tumblr Silliness

*I like doing these Tumblr silliness posts more than I enjoy the ones about Fanfiction, although I feel its important to cover fandom racism and how the media, which is biased, informs our ideas of how to be fans. I know a lot of you may not have access to Tumblr and even if you did, its an entirely individualistic medium, where you’re not going to have the same people I’d have in my feeds, based on what Tumblr search words I used.

Well, its is time for our weekly dose of tomfoolery and/or things that just made me smile on Tumblr:

On the relevance of Weird Al Yankovic! Yeah, some things are just absolutely true.

Rick’s Relationship with Women

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gorogomft:

fangirlnovel:

I’m gonna keep this real simple:

Number of times Rick has checked out Carol: 0 times
Number of times Rick has checked out Maggie: 0 times
Number of times Rick has checked out Andrea: 0 times
Number of times Rick has checked out Beth: 0 times
Number of times Rick has checked out Karen: 0 times
Number of times Rick has checked out Rosita: 0 times
Number of times Rick has checked out Tara: 0 times
Number of times Rick has checked out Michonne: 5,473 times AND COUNTING.

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Originally posted by dynamic-dynasty

Now, the camera has even paused to make it CLEAR to the audience that Rick was checking out this woman [sexually] a number of times from when they meet, leading up to the infamous couch scene.  Anyone who claims they didn’t catch not one of those times is a fucking liar.  Sorry, I meant a motherfucking liar.  That shit was not subtle.  The camera does CLOSE UPS when Rick watches her bend over or turn around.

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I know Rick’s from the South, but he’s not an incestuous, son of a bitch.  Furthermore, Rick and Michonne never were related by blood.  That part of the story has not happenedanywhere.  He is not/never was/never will be her father; he is not/never was/never will be her brother; he is not/never was/never will be her cousin.

Rick is simply her husband now.  They went from being two people who were marginally antagonistic, to allies, to friends, to friends in-like, to co-parents, to co-leaders, to best friends, to lovers.  And now those mofo’s are married.  They aren’t going anywhere or taking any breaks, ya heard?

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Jill, you are always on point!!

^^^This…

Source: fangirlnovel

*Tumblr also includes important and relevant breaking news stories like this one: The Boopening!

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BREAKING NEWS

refurbthecat:

refurbthecat:

refurbthecat:

refurbthecat:

refurbthecat:

refurbthecat:

refurbthecat:

REFURB THE CAT IS GOING TO GET BOOPED ON THE NOSE THIS AFTERNOON

STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER UPDATES

UPDATE

SCOUTING REPORTS SHOW REFURB MAY NOT BE AWARE OF IMPENDING BOOP. NOSE REMAINS UNGUARDED.

ETA UNTIL BOOPING: APPROX ONE HOUR.

STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER UPDATES

UPDATE

USE OF SCOUTING DRONES A BAD IDEA; REFURB FEARS TERRIBLE FLYING SKY DEMONS. REGROUPING.

ETA UNTIL BOOPENING: APPROX 45 MINUTES.

STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER UPDATES

UPDATE

AERIAL SURVEILLANCE REVEALS REFURB SURROUNDED BY GUARDS – SUSPECTS POSSIBLE AMBUSH?

ETA UNTIL BOOPENING: APPROX 15 MINUTES.

UPDATE

WE HAVE TROOPS ON THE GROUND.

ETA UNTIL BOOPENING: 2 MINUTES

FINAL APPROACH. PERMISSION TO BOOP GRANTED.

BOOPENING IMMINENT.

https://vine.co/v/i3O52KV3BAi/embed/simple

BOOPENING SUCCESSFUL!

Source: refurbthecat
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*I had no idea people were allowed to give these kinds of presentations in school. What courses are these people taking?
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7 School presentations that kept it too real

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Have I mentioned just how much I love Captain Holt from Brooklyn 99?Check out that groove in the middle, tho’.

You’re just as competitive as we are.
Absurd. I’m more competitive.

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I have to confess, I’m more than a bit confused about exactly what the hell “pudding” is in British society, too. I can understand just saying “fuck that” and declaring everything to be pudding.

We’ve spent an hour discussing and reading about it and we still don’t know what exactly “pudding” means to British people

The explanations on this post all basically seem to amount to “nobody knows.” I mean I can wrap my head around it meaning “dessert,” or maybe “mushy things eaten with a spoon” but there seem to be exceptions of every combination.I mean, just so we’re clear, pudding has ONE definition in America:

It’s flavored, thickened milk. Period. It can come in any flavor but it’s all immediately recognizable, eaten with a spoon or as pie filling.

When both a cake and a damn SAUSAGE can be called “pudding,” it’s time to give up and admit everything in the UK is pudding. The sky is pudding. The people are pudding. They drive their puddings to work at the pudding where they earn 11 puddings a pudding. Sometimes it puddings pudding on pudding and the pudding puddings, but that’s okay, pudding doesn’t mind because pudding p͙͉u̘͓̭̻̖͍͍d̹̕d͕̠͉̩i͚̳͕ṇ̨̟͍̗̤̺g̡ p̱̞̙̰̪ù̷̢̱̺ḏ͍̗̭d̪̯̹̻͇̻͘͢i̳̪̗͍n̥͈̠͚̗͠g̪̞̫͖̲̰͕̹̀͢ͅ p̦̙̪͖͍̦̩̰̪̣̦̣̀͘͟ù̷͈̤̼̠͙͍͕̙̯̖̘̦͡d̷͠҉̣͓̺̮̰̺̣̹̠̯͔̀͡ͅd̢̨̞̮̙͍̤̗̲̩͚̼̝̯̕i̸̳͇̹̠̯͚̹̱̫͔̻̭͢͞ͅn̷͚̼̩͈͙͚͇͡ģ̷̫͎̗̹̘͕͎́́̕

I ate spaghetti in the UK once. It was basically pudding.

After that my primary sources of nutrition were Diet Pepsi and Lion Bars, because oh god spaghetti pudding was so gross.

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*Sometimes I want to say this to some of my less  smart, white friends, but I’m a grown woman, who hates a lot of drama, so…

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dpohmeanutha: “whiteguiltconfessionals: “ I’M FUCKIN CRYING ” I’ma store this one away for later. ”
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whiteguiltconfessionals:

I’M FUCKIN CRYING

I’ma store this one away for later.

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And sometimes, you need:

superheroesincolor

Because some days I need them too

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