On occasion, I suffer from insomnia. So I thought I’d just jot down some of the random thoughts that only occur to me at three o’clock in the morning, when I know I’ve got to get up and go to work, in four hours. These aren’t deep thoughts. Just crap that bubbles up in a brain that isn’t tired yet and absolutely refuses to let me go to sleep.
Why do I always get hiccups after eating McDonalds food? I better stop eating it. Those are some really good fish sandwiches, though.
My sister’s life is so full of drama. I’m trying to eliminate drama from my life. I’m not going to eliminate her though. Just drama.
I think I’m getting a toe cramp. Why am I getting a toe cramp?
What was I just thinking?
Ladybugs are soooo cute but only when they’re by themselves. In a big swarm, they’re disgusting. Why?
I think White girls have to like Pumpkin Spice coffee. It might be some kind of law. Does that mean Black girls have to like Mocha?
I haven’t started one page of that book. I think it’s due next week.
Whatever happened to that guy from that movie______________? Whatshisname? You know who I mean!
I need to buy some deodorant tomorrow. Betcha I forget all about it. I should write that down but I don’t feel like getting out of bed.
I’m never moving again. Ever! I’m gonna die in this house.
I promised ____________ I’d knit her a hat. I haven’t even picked out the colors yet. I better get on that.
🎶 Hums Moonlight Sonata.🎶
Where does Captain America go shopping for shoes? Does he do it all online since he learned how to use the Internet? Where does he buy pants? What about groceries?
🎶… I come up hard baby, but that’s okay, cause trouble man, don’t get in my way…🎶 Hmmph! that’s stuck in my head. Now I’ll never get to sleep. Captain America was a really good movie, though.
Is it Bruce Banner or David Banner? David Bruce? How did his pants still fit when he changed into the Hulk?
How come there ain’t no Black female detectives on TV? I know some Black women who would make great detectives. They can find just about anything with a quick phone call. Somebody needs to get on that Christie Love shit, right now.
What if the Blob was in my room right now? I wouldn’t even know it. Like Ninja Blob, on the ceiling. Alright. Now, I’m too scared to reach over and turn on the light. If something touches me, I will totally freak out! I mean it!
🎶 Hums Motorhead’s Orgasmatron, while air drumming.🎶
Okay that’s the sixth time I’ve blown my nose in the past hour. I think I’m getting a sinus infection. Again.
How does my face get so oily in the middle of the night?
<Spends fifteen minutes hacking up gob-only-knows-what.>
I need to take my ass to sleep! (Repeated several times, in the voice of Samuel L Jackson.)
Okay, now I’m hungry again.